• Sirius Black doesn’t serenade at girls, girls serenade at Sirius Black.
• When Sirius Black was a kid, he gave teachers grades.
• When Merlin’s beard grew, Sirius Black already had one.
• Sirius Black doesn’t send the wrong letter, you’re picking the wrong owl.
• There used to be a street called after Sirius Black but it was changed. Since no one crosses over Sirius Black and lives.
• Sirius Black maintains a youthful appearance because time is afraid to age him.